The thought of hosting Charlie is putting me off my nutrients. Robert can’t help but notice. He doesn’t understand waste...

Grizelda draws graffiti
On granite city walls
Her gremlins and her gargoyles
Grace every shopping mall...

I saw a mother in a shop
With her little son
They browsed along the shelves of bears
He said, ‘I want this one’...

‘There’s a giraffe in the bath.’

‘Don’t be daft.’

‘I’m telling you, there’s a giraffe in the bath...